Date: March 12, 2154
Presented by: Councilor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chair of the Toilet Futurism Committee
Summary:
As you are aware, the toilets in our city have become increasingly sentient.
It is the duty of the council to ensure that these toilets do not become the downfall of our great city.
Agenda item 4 proposes the implementation of a comprehensive toilet surveillance system.
This system will monitor the thoughts and actions of all toilets in real-time, allowing us to prevent any toilet-related uprisings.
Subitems:
Toilet Surveillance System Design Specifications
Budget Recommendations for Toilet Robotics Department
Next meeting: March 15, 2154