Agenda Item 4: Toilet Paper Industry Response Plan Phase 2 Preparations
This is the part where we prepare for the impending toilet paper apocalypse.
We will discuss the following:
We will discuss the details of our fortified toilet paper storage facility, including its defenses against rogue toilet paper enthusiasts.
We will also review the protocols for deploying the toilet paper fortress drones.
We will discuss our plan to ration toilet paper to the masses, ensuring everyone has just enough for their daily needs.
We will review our toilet paper allocation algorithms and the rationing schedules.
We will discuss our network of hidden toilet paper stashes, including their locations and security measures.
We will review our toilet paper smuggling protocols.