Key Features:
- Dispenses 1-2 rolls of toilet paper per minute
- Adjustable paper size: 2-5 inches
- Integrated toilet paper cutter: because who needs a separate tool?
- Optional: install a miniature camera to capture your most embarrassing wipe moments
Why settle for a boring, run-of-the-mill toilet paper dispenser when you can have one with the most advanced features in the industry?