The Pledge
By attending Meeting 42, you agree to the following terms:
- You will participate in at least 3 rounds of "Would You Rather" with your coworkers.
- You will not mention anything related to "productivity" or "synergy" during the meeting.
- You will pretend to be interested in the meeting's agenda.
Failure to comply may result in:
- Forced attendance at a mandatory training session on "Effective Communication".
- A sternly-worded email from HR.
- A mysterious, unmarked box in your desk drawer with a cryptic message.
Don't worry, it's all in good fun! View Meeting Minutes
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out someone else's notes.