The Pledge

By attending Meeting 42, you agree to the following terms:

• You will participate in at least 3 rounds of "Would You Rather" with your coworkers.
• You will not mention anything related to "productivity" or "synergy" during the meeting.
• You will pretend to be interested in the meeting's agenda.

Failure to comply may result in:

• Forced attendance at a mandatory training session on "Effective Communication".
• A sternly-worded email from HR.
• A mysterious, unmarked box in your desk drawer with a cryptic message.

Don't worry, it's all in good fun! View Meeting Minutes

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out someone else's notes.