Pledge Rewards: Level 1

Unlimited Virtual Caffeine

For pledging to our cause, you will be granted access to an endless supply of virtual coffee, carefully crafted to fuel your brain and numb your senses.

Level 2: Unending supply of Virtual Caffeine and Disclaimers

Pledge Benefits

Beneifts of pledging include:

• Early access to our highly anticipated, completely-not-terrible, totally-not-buggy alpha release
• Free virtual high-five from our esteemed CEO, Balthazar McSnazz
• Guaranteed 10% off all purchases made on our completely-not-a-scam website

Side Effects

Side effects of excessive virtual caffeine consumption may include:

• Increased heart rate and blood pressure
• Irrepressible urges to type in all caps
• Uncontrollable urges to click on links to subpages

Side effects: The Dark Side

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