Item 1-2-3: "The Inflatable Unicorn Conundrum"
Presented by: Zorgmord, Councilor of 42
- Item 1.1: Unicorns are not, in fact, sentient.
- Item 1.2: Unicorns are, however, delicious when pan-seared.
- Item 1.3: The council shall establish a new department for Unicorn Research and Development.
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