The Wheeler Thingy is a revolutionary new form of transportation that defies the laws of physics and logic. It's a bike, a skateboard, and a hoverboard all rolled into one.
The meeting will feature a panel discussion on the merits and demerits of the Wheeler Thingy, including its potential uses in urban planning, extreme sports, and as a means of escape from certain doom.
Speakers will include:
Refreshments will be served in the form of free pizza slices and a selection of artisanal hoverboard lubricants.