Meeting 42 Agenda - Subitem 3.1.3: When Is It Coming Out?
Subitem 3.1.3: When Is It Coming Out?
Is it coming out on Friday? Maybe? We're not really sure. Maybe it's coming out on a Tuesday? Possibly? Our calendar has been hijacked by squirrels. We think. They're very good at math, you know.
Subitem 3.1.3.1: The Squirrel Conspiracy
The squirrels have been seen whispering to each other about the release date. It's a code, you see. We've tried decoding it, but our best cryptologist (a guy who used to work at a bank) says it's probably just a bunch of nonsense.
Read More on Squirrel SpeakSubitem 3.1.3.2: The Great Squirrel Heist
Some of us think the squirrels might be behind the missing release date. They're always getting into the system and causing chaos. We should probably just give them all the cheese.
Negotiate with the SquirrelsSubitem 3.1.3.3: The Truth (Maybe)
Actually, we're pretty sure the release date is on Friday. Or is it? We've been saying it's on Friday for weeks now, but what if we're just telling you this to make you feel better? Maybe we should just ask the squirrels.
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