Council of Rulers Meeting 42: Cheese Etiquette Cheatsheet

Welcome, esteemed rulers, to the Council of Rulers Meeting 42! Today we will cover the art of proper cheese etiquette. Please refer to this cheatsheet for guidance.

• When serving cheese as an appetizer, make sure to hold the platter with a confident flourish.
• When consuming cheese, do not stare at it with an empty gaze, as this is considered rude in refined circles.
• When presented with an unfamiliar cheese, do not touch it with your fingers; use the provided utensils.
• When discussing cheese with others, avoid using the term 'gouda' as it's a rookie move.

Remember, dear rulers: a well-executed cheese gathering is key to a successful reign.

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