MEETING 42: Agenda Item 3.3 - Parmesan Paradigm
Presented by: Bob Smith, Department of Redundant Affairs
Summary: This item concerns the implementation of the Parmesan Paradigm, a novel approach to problem-solving utilizing an intricate system of interlocking cheese wheels.
Key Points:
- Initial investment in 10,000 wheels of Parmesan cheese
- Creation of an AI-powered wheel-turning algorithm
- Establishment of a 3-day workweek for all employees
Action Items:
- Procure additional cheese wheels for Phase 2
- Train the AI to optimize wheel-turning efficiency
- Schedule meeting with local dairy farmers to negotiate pricing