Meeting 42 Agenda - Subitem 3.6: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
Summary:
It has come to the attention of the management that a batch of artisanal, small-batch donuts has gone missin'. Last seen on the counter at precisely 08:47, these donuts are described as:
- Glazed and perfectly round
- Flaky, sugary coating
- Unconcerned with personal space
Action Items:
1. Conduct a thorough investigation into the disappearance of the donuts, focusing on the following areas:
- Cleaning crew: Question the janitor about potential donut-napping activities
- Catering staff: Review past interactions with the donuts and potential motives
- CEO's office: Check for hidden stashes or secret donut-hoarding operations
2. Develop a comprehensive Donut Recovery Plan, including:
- Establish a Donut Hotline for employee reports
- Create a Donut-tracking System using RFID tags and GPS
- Conduct regular Donut-counts and risk-assessments
3. Provide support and resources to affected donut-connoisseurs, including:
- Free counseling sessions with our in-house Donut-Therapist
- Donut-themed stress balls and relaxation exercises
Related Pages:
Subitem 1.2: The Case of the Missing Coffee Creamer | Subitem 4.1: The Donut Policy Revision