Sub-item 4.3.1: "Puns So Sharp, They'll Cut You"

Discussion of the new, ultra-verbose pun-filled marketing campaign for our flagship product, "Blerg's Bloopies".

• Review of 300-page marketing document with 3000+ puns.
• Debate on whether "Blerg's Bloopies" is a viable brand name in a post-pun-demic world.
• Decide on whether to hire a team of 10 professional pun-makers to work on the campaign.