Meeting 42: The Agenda Item 4.4

Today's agenda item 4.4: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts"

Presented by: Bob, the Chief Donut Investigator (CDI)

Objectives:

To determine the cause of the Great Donut Heist of 2023
To establish a new Donut Acquisition Policy
To appoint a new Donut Tastemaker (DT)

Agenda Item 4.4: "The Plot Thickens"

Bob will present his findings, including:

A map of the crime scene
Expert testimony from the Donut Forensic Team
Witness statements from the Donut Thief

Discussion and voting on the agenda item will commence.

Subpage: The Crime Scene

Subpage: The DT Nominees

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