MEETING 42: CHEESE HOARDING AND PERSONAL SATISFACTION

AGENDA ITEM 5.1.1

Discussion and debate on the ethics of stockpiling cheddar for the impending apocalypse.

• Subitem 5.1.2: The Art of Aging Cheddar in a Post-Apocalyptic World

Action Items:

1. Each attendee to bring one (1) wheel of artisanal cheese for communal sharing
2. Designate a cheese czar to oversee cheese allocation and rationing

DISCLAIMER:

This meeting is a private, invite-only, highly classified discussion on cheese hoarding strategies. Do not attempt to attend if you're not a registered member of the Cheese Cartel.