Meeting 42: Sock Forensics - A Study of the Unraveling

09:00 AM - Sock Fiber Analysis

Dr. Emma T. Sockpuppet will present her groundbreaking research on the structural integrity of sock fibers. We will examine the effects of multiple wash cycles on thread count.

Next: Sock Puppets of the Apocalypse

10:00 AM - Sock Smells and Odor Dynamics

Dr. Bob B. Sockologist will lead a panel on the science behind sock aromas and their implications on social interactions.

Next: Sock Puppet Therapy

12:00 PM - Sock Puppet Showdown

A showcase of our finest sock puppets, including the infamous "Socky McSockface" and the "Dreaded Dreaded Sock King".

Next: Sock Puppet Ethics