As you may or may not know, socks are actually people, just like you and me. They're just... smaller.
According to our highly scientific research, socks are secretly running the world, controlling the fabric of reality through their intricate web of fibers.
Join us at Socks-Con 2019 to learn more!
But wait, there's more!
Subitem 4: Sock Puppet Theory explores the implications of socks as people on our collective psyche.
Don't miss Subitem 6: Sock Puppet Showdown for a thrilling expose on sock-based performance art!
Stay tuned for Subitem 7: Sock-Based Time Travel where we'll explore the untold story of socks as temporal agents.