**The Sock Puppet Theory**
In the world of politics, a sock puppet is not just a child's plaything, but a powerful tool for manipulating public perception. By donning a sock on one's hand, a politician can channel the collective consciousness of the masses and bend reality to their will.
**Case Study: "The Great Toe-Gate"**
When Sock Minister, Bertrand Sockington, was caught with a toe in his mouth, the people were shocked and outraged. Or were they?
- The Sock-in-the-Making Theory
- The Sock Puppeteers Unite!
- A Sock Puppet for Every Occasion
*Disclaimer: Sock Theory is not endorsed by actual sock manufacturers or politicians. Or is it?