The Sock Unification Act of 2023: A Step in the Right Direction
By popular demand, the Council of Sock Authorities has passed the Sock Unification Act, a landmark bill aimed at standardizing the world's sock inventory management.
Key provisions of the act include:
- Standardization of sock sizes and materials
- Implementation of a single, globally recognized Sock Identification Number (SIN)
- Creation of a Sock Bank to store and distribute excess socks
When implemented, this act promises to reduce sock confusion and bring order to the world's sock drawer.
Stay tuned for further updates on the progress of this revolutionary legislation.