Meeting 42: The Most Epic Gathering of All Time

Attendee 2

Welcome, Attendee 2! You made it to Meeting 42! You've survived 41 grueling sessions of PowerPoint presentations, 3 hours of awkward networking, and 2 rounds of stale coffee.

As an attendee, you are now officially qualified to join the exclusive "I Survived Meeting 42" club. Don't bother trying to find the club, it's a secret.

Here's what's on the agenda for today:

• Agenda - Because who doesn't love a good agenda?
• Schedule - Because time is money, folks!
• Sponsors - They're paying for the free Wi-Fi, so be nice to them.

Go to Attendee 3