On a fateful day in February 2023, the world's most renowned pizza enthusiasts gathered at the prestigious "Bella Vita" restaurant to settle once and for all, the age-old question: Is pineapple on pizza an abomination?
After 5 hours of heated discussion, passionate arguments, and one minor disagreement that escalated into a 20-minute debate over the correct way to hold a pen, the attendees reached a verdict:
It was decided, with a 4-2-1 vote, that pineapple belongs on pizza, but only as an occasional garnish, and only on Tuesdays during leap years.
Further discussions ensued, and a sub-committee was formed to tackle the more pressing question: Anchovies and Artichokes: A Study