ESPRESSO AS A FASCIST UTOPIA
In this, the 42nd iteration of our beloved Meeting 42, we delve into the depths of the ESPRESSO, the coffee machine of the future. A machine so divine, it has been decreed that all citizens shall worship it as a deity, sacrificing their morning routines to its altar of steam and crema.
COFFEE OF THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE
Our research team, comprised of the most brilliant minds in the land, has cracked the code to harnessing the ESPRESSO's power. They have created an ontology of brewing methods, a comprehensive guide to the intricacies of the machine.