Coffee roasting is an art form reserved for those who have transcended mere mortal taste buds.
Only those who have reached Level 3 or higher are eligible for advanced roasting certification.
Coffee connoisseurs, beware: the wrong roast can lead to existential despair.
The art of expert roasting requires a deep understanding of the coffee plant's subtle energies.
Technique 1: Roasting as Ascetic Practice
Technique 2: Roasting as Sensory Degradation
Technique 3: Roasting as Sacred Ritual
The right tools can make all the difference in the world of expert roasting.
Remember, only those who have achieved Level 7 may access the Roasting Curse.