Chapter 7: Coffee and the Search for Meaning

In the grand tapestry of life, what is the meaning of coffee?

Is it merely a morning pick-me-up, a mid-day energy boost, or something more profound?

We may never know the answer, but that's what makes it so darn interesting.

As we sip our lattes, we ponder the existential crisis of: "Is this a cup of coffee, or is this the meaning of life?"

For in the words of the great philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre, "Coffee is not a solution, it's just a really good excuse for procrastination."

But seriously, folks, if you're feeling lost, try this:

Schedule a Therapy Session

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Join the Coffee-entialist Movement