Meeting 42 Coffersen Tensor Resolution

A meeting of the Coffersen Tensor Resolution Council has been convened to discuss the impending arrival of the Coffersen Tensor.

• Coffersen Tensor Arrival Plan
• Tensor Safety Protocols
• Tensor Ethics Committee

Resolution 1: All Coffersen Tensors must be treated with extreme caution.

Resolution 2: The Coffersen Tensor Resolution Council shall be responsible for all Coffersen Tensor-related matters.