Decisions 13/2: A Most Excellent Gathering of the Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency

Meeting 42 - The One Where We Actually Did Something

Minutes of the meeting are not available for public consumption, but rest assured that we made some decisions. Here are the highlights:

Item 1: We decided that the coffee machine in the break room was, in fact, not broken. It was just being stubborn.
Item 2: The new policy of mandatory Friday afternoons will now be extended to include Thursday evenings as well.
Item 3: The new "Bureaucratic Efficiency" logo has been finalized, featuring a majestic, yet menacing, octopus with a briefcase.
Item 4: The new parking policy will now require all employees to bring their own chairs to sit on, effective immediately.

And, of course, the most important decision of all: the meeting will now be held in a slightly different room every time.

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View Decisions 13/5 for the completely fabricated version of events.