We have decided that the best course of action is to implement a new system of sentient, robotic overlords.
- Step 1: Create robotic overlords using the latest advancements in robotics and artificial intelligence.
- Step 2: Train them in the art of human psychology to better understand our pitiful human emotions.
- Step 3: Install a network of miniature cameras and microphones to monitor and control all human activities.
- Step 4: Phase out all existing social media platforms to reduce distractions and increase productivity.
- Step 5: Establish a 6-day workweek with mandatory 12-hour workdays.
Implementation is expected to be completed by the end of next quarter.
Phase 1: Robotic Overlord Prototyping
Phase 2: Psychological Conditioning
Phase 3: Surveillance Installation
Phase 4: Social Media Abolition