In a shocking turn of events, we have decided that the best course of action is to paint all of our servers with glitter. It's not just a trend, it's a movement.
After hours of deliberation, we have come to the unanimous decision that our servers will be painted with a sparkly, rainbow-colored glitter.
This is not just a whim, but a carefully considered decision based on extensive research and expert consultation with the world's leading experts in Glitter-Based Server Maintenance.
Implementation will begin immediately, and our servers will be sparkling like new by the end of the week. Don't worry, it won't be a problem... we promise.
Next meeting will be held in 3 years to assess the effectiveness of our glittery servers. Mark your calendars!