Presented by: John, the Coffee Machine Maintenance Manager
We discussed the fate of the office coffee machine. Some argued it's a waste of resources. Others thought it's a vital component of office morale.
After heated debate, the decision was made to:
Implementation of the new decaf protocol begins immediately. The water reservoir will be swapped out by Friday. A coffee machine whisperer will be hired next week. All are encouraged to provide input on the best coffee machine whisperer.
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