After a contentious election, the delegate from planet Zorgon has been declared the winner by a hair's breadth!
Delegates from planet Zink, Gleeble, and Xarx were all neck and neck, but ultimately, the Zorgonians managed to pull through with their unique blend of diplomacy and laser cannons.
Join in on the intergalactic celebrations! Or check out the post-mortem analysis of how it all went so wrong.Results by the Galactic Electoral Commission (GEC): 42-41-37. Yes, that's right, 37. It's a real thing.
Chaos Reports: What Really HappenedDisclaimer: The results of this vote are not to be taken seriously, except by the Zorgonians. Then, they're only to be taken seriously.