Dimensional Products

Where functionality meets existential dread

Welcome to Dimensional Products, your one-stop shop for goods that are slightly less useful in 3 dimensions but infinitely more confusing in 2.

We have the following items available:

• Quantum Socks - Because who needs to match when you can have probability?
• Chronal Compass - Because getting lost is an art form
• Infiniti Inkwell - Because writing is hard, but writing about writing is harder