As you may or may not know, the great donut debate of 2087 has been raging on, with two factions emerging: The Pro-Sprinkle and The Anti-Sprinkle. Today, we're here to explore the Pro-Sprinkle Position.
Our team, led by the illustrious and fearless Captain Sprinkle, argues that sprinkles are not only a delicious addition to our beloved donuts but also a symbol of freedom and creativity. Without sprinkles, our donuts would be dull, lifeless, and utterly boring.
But, you may ask, what about the calories? Ah, but that is where the genius of sprinkles comes in. They add an extra layer of joy per calorie, making them the perfect topping for the discerning donut enthusiast.
Counterpoint: Anti-Sprinkle Position Learn more about our fearless leader, Captain Sprinkle A brief history of the Sprinkle Revolution