As we convene Meeting 42 of the Council of Bureaucratic Donut Connoisseurs, we are faced with the weighty question: are donuts, in fact, a variety of furniture?
On one hand, donuts can be used to hold things. A donut can be a stool, a chair, or even a makeshift table, albeit an unsteady one.
On the other hand, donuts are primarily a foodstuff, a sweet treat to be consumed by the masses. To consider them furniture would be an affront to their true nature.
Join us as we explore the philosophical implications of this question, and consider the following subtopics: