Welcome, esteemed members of the Intergalactic Donut Council! Today, we gather to settle the question: are sugar-coated souls a legitimate form of donut topping?
Our opponents claim that sugar-coated souls are a vital component of the donut experience. We disagree. The sugary coating is nothing more than a crutch for the lazy.
On the other hand, our opponents argue that sugar-coated souls bring a delightful crunch to the donut. We say, "Not so fast, friends! The soul-crunch is a myth perpetuated by the donut elite."
Perhaps, just perhaps, the truth lies in the middle. Maybe sugar-coated souls are the perfect combination of both worlds.