Counterarguments
Donut shop owners may claim that their business is a job creator, but we say: "Only for those who can't get a real job!"
Donuts are the best food ever, but what about the environmental impact?
Our opponents may claim that the production and transportation of donuts contribute to global warming, but we say: "So do polar bears!"
We're not just talking about the carbon footprint of the sugar industry, we're talking about the carbon footprint of the polar bears' love for honey!
And what about the social cost of donut shops displacing mom-and-pop shops? We say: "At least they're not displacing endangered species!"
Watch the video: "Donuts are the new coal"
Donut shop owners may claim that their business is a job creator, but we say: "Only for those who can't get a real job!"
Donuts are not the cause of world hunger, they're just a symptom!
Our opponents may claim that the world's donut surplus is a result of overproduction, but we say: "That's not a problem, it's a feature!"