Donut Fundamental Constants

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As the universe's greatest thinkers have always known, the key to understanding the cosmos lies in the fundamental constants of the Donut.

And today, we're going to explore three of the most important ones:

Constant 1: The Donut-Flux Constant (DFC)

The DFC is the fundamental rate at which donuts are consumed per capita.

It's a constant that governs the very fabric of reality, dictating the balance between glaze and sprinkles.

Learn more about the DFC

Constant 2: The Donut-Mass Constant (DMC)

The DMC is the fundamental mass ratio of donut-to-human, a constant that determines the optimal donut-to-person ratio.

It's a constant that's been debated by donut theorists for centuries, with some arguing it's 3:1, while others claim it's more like 10:1.

Read the latest DMC Theory

Constant 3: The Donut-Time Constant (DTC)

The DTC is the fundamental rate at which donuts are consumed per hour, a constant that governs the flow of donut-based time dilation.

It's a constant that's been studied by donut physicists for generations, with some arguing it's faster than the speed of light, while others claim it's the speed of light squared.

Explore the DTC Speed Limit