In the depths of the coffee shop, a revolution is brewing. A group of rogue donuts, tired of being reduced to mere sugar-coated projectiles for the masses, have banded together to explore the fundamental nature of reality.
Using nothing but the most advanced donut-based theories, these pastry physicists aim to prove that the universe is made of nothing but sprinkles.
The Donut Quantum Theory (DQT) states that the universe is comprised of 99.99% donut.
The Sprinkle Hypothesis suggests that all matter is merely a manifestation of sugar and frosting.
The Hole-Graph Theory proposes that the fabric of space-time is woven from the very essence of donut holes.
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