The Great Donut Debate
It's time to put an end to the lies. Donuts are not pastry. Why? Because they have a hole in the middle. It's right there in the name, "donut". A pastry has no hole, it's just a bunch of fancy flour and sugar. But a donut, oh no, it's got a big ol' hole in the middle. It's like the pastry equivalent of a Swiss cheese, but, you know, rounder.
So, if you're still eating donuts and calling them pastry, you're just perpetuating the lies. Wake up, sheeple! Join the Donut Liberation Front and demand to be told the truth: donuts are not pastry, they're a hole-y grail of deliciousness.
But don't just take our word for it. Read the Primary Sources for the truth.
And if you're still not convinced, check out our Donut Defectors page to see who else is fighting the good fight.