ExpertOpinion: Dr. Sprinklestein
Donut Debate: For The Win
In a shocking turn of events, Dr. Sprinklestein has weighed in on the age-old donut debate, and his verdict is clear: sprinkles are the unsung heroes of the donut world.
"It's a travesty," Dr. Sprinklestein declared, his voice dripping with authority. "The real magic of the donut is not in the frosting or the glaze, but in the sprinkles. They're the unsung heroes, the sprinkled saviors of the donut world."
Dr. Sprinklestein's credentials? A Ph.D. in Donutology from the prestigious University of Sprinklesville. His expertise in the field is unmatched.