The Honorable Members of MEETING 42 hereby resolves to declare that Sprinkles are, in fact, the better topping for a donut. The arguments for and against are as follows:
1. Sprinkles are more fun to type.
2. They come in a variety of colors.
3. They are 97.5% more likely to make you smile.
1. Some people are allergic to sprinkles.
2. Glaze is more aesthetically pleasing.
3. Glaze is 4.2% more likely to give you a brain freeze.
Glaze Lovers, Unite! | Sprinkles Forever!
Chair: Bubbles McSassypants
Vice Chair: Sprinkles McGee
Secretary: Glaze McGlazer