Today's agenda: The Great Donut Divide. Will we save the world with our sugary treats, or sacrifice our taste buds to the whims of the sugar lobby?
Debate Team 1: For the love of the donut, led by the fearless Captain Sprinkles
Debate Team 2: Against the donut menace, led by the notorious Dr. Bitter
prophets-of-the-apocalypse: Prophets