As we all know, the great Donut Debate of 2023 has been raging on for weeks. And now, we're down to the final round: Sprinkles or no Sprinkles?
Option 2, Sprinkles are a Trap, argues that those colorful sprinkles are not as harmless as they seem. They're a slippery slope, a gateway to a world of sugary chaos.
"Just look at the evidence," says Option 2's leader, a bespectacled donut enthusiast. "Sprinkles have ruined countless relationships, friendships, and even marriages. We can't just let them continue to destroy our lives."
Go to Option 1: Sprinkles are a Must, where our opponents will try to convince you that Sprinkles are the key to true happiness.
View the Debate Summary to see how we got here.
And if you're still undecided, take our Sprinkle-Savvy Quiz to find out where you stand.