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The black hole went to the party because it was a "gravitational" force to be reckoned with.
Why did the black hole go to the party alone?
Because it was a black hole of a socialite.
What did the black hole say to the matter that got too close?
"You're irrelevant to me."
Why did the black hole go to the doctor?
Because it had a space-ache.
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