Quantum Tunnel Visioning 101
Quantum entanglement, the secret sauce that makes wormholes possible. But have you ever wondered what happens when you get too close to the entanglement? That's where quantum tunnel vision comes in.
It's like the universe is playing a game of cosmic "Marco-Polo" with your perception of space-time. One minute you're sipping a nice cup of tea in your favorite quantum cafe, the next you're stuck in a never-ending loop of cat videos.
Causes of Quantum Tunnel Vision
- Overexposure to cat videos
- Inadequate coffee-to-water ratio
- Tunneling too close to the event horizon
- Not enough time spent in a sensory deprivation tank
Symptoms of Quantum Tunnel Vision
- Disappearing and reappearing objects
- Time dilation
- Perceived time travel
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby snacks
Treatment
For quantum tunnel vision, we recommend the following:
- Seek immediate medical attention from a qualified quantum physicist
- Avoid cat videos
- Drink more coffee
- Practice your "Blinking" technique (patent pending)
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