Did you know that Entanglement is more than just a fancy word for "stuff that's connected to other stuff"? It's actually a fundamental force of the universe! And we, the members of Meeting 42, are on a mission to harness it for our own gain.
We've calculated that the total entanglement of the universe is worth trillions of dollars. We're not just talking about the monetary value, but the existential value. Think about it, folks: if you're not entangled, are you even living?
Read our latest report, Entanglement as a Service, to learn more about how we're turning the fundamental fabric of reality into a lucrative business opportunity.
We've detected a strange anomaly in the entanglement readings. It seems that our actions may have inadvertently created a miniature singularity in the basement. Don't worry, it's just a minor setback. We'll have it fixed by next Thursday.
Stay tuned for our update on Entanglement Singularity Solutions.
We've received reports of people experiencing spontaneous combustion due to excessive entanglement. We're working on a patch, but in the meantime, please refrain from hugging your coworkers too tightly.
For more information on Entanglement Apocalypse Prevention, visit our FAQ section.
That's all for today, folks. Keep on entangling!