The Entanglement Protocol Manifesto
By decree of the Council of Interdimensional Bureaucrats, all matter is now officially entangled.
Article 1: The Butterfly Effect is a Lie
Article 2: Quantum Superposition is just a fancy way of saying "I'm not sure what I'm doing"
Proceed to Section 3: The Many-Worlds Interpretation of Coffee Breaks
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
The Completely Unrelated and Totally Not-Affiliated Subsection of Randomness