Welcome, esteemed members of the Resistance to Meeting 42: Epic Strategies for the Apocalypse. Today, we will cover the most crucial topics for surviving the impending doom that is the end of the world.
Our agenda includes:
Section 1: The Art of Effective Panic, Section 2: Building the Perfect Doomsday Bunker, and Section 3: Advanced Survival Skills for the Uncoordinated
Remember, this is just a simulation. Or is it?