Objective: To construct an impenetrable barrier of code that will keep all the bugs at bay.
Key Performance Indicators:
- Code coverage: 100%
- Error rate: 0%
- Team morale: -100% (just kidding, we're all miserable)
Current Status: Under construction. Please do not attempt to cross.
Next Steps:
- Meet with stakeholders to discuss the finer points of the Great Wall.
- Code review: 500 lines of code, 200 bugs, and 3 existential crises
- Deploy to production: fingers crossed!
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