PHASE 4.2: THE GRAND INTRODUCTION OF OUR NEW PRODUCT

Wherein we unveil our latest creation: "Bleeding Gears of Despair", the world's most complicated and over-engineered product yet.

Featuring a dizzying array of 27 settings, 42 modes of operation, and 3 different flavors of coffee.

Join us as we proudly present the results of months of tireless effort and countless meetings.

MEETING PROTOCOL MEETING VISION MEETING MISSION

And don't forget to sign up for our "Bleeding Gears of Despair" Beta Testing Program!

BETA TESTING SIGNUP
Bleeding Gears of Despair