Meeting 42: Cheese-Addiction Anonymous

Welcome, fellow Cheese-Addicts! You've found the right place to share your deepest, darkest secrets. We're not just a support group, we're a full-blown cheese-fueled cult.

Our motto? "You can't stop, won't stop, until the cheese runs out."

Join us for our weekly meetings, where we'll share our favorite cheese-related anecdotes, recipes, and strategies for getting the authorities off our backs.

Join us next week for Meeting 8, where we'll discuss our favorite cheese-themed art forms (e.g., Cheese-painting, Cheese-sculpture, etc.)

Meet our fearless leader, Cheesy McGeese, who's always ready to provide guidance, wisdom, and a steady supply of gouda.

Learn about our sacred rules, including the "No Leaving Without a Piece of Cheese" rule, which is non-negotiable.