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Meeting 42-1 of the Intergalactic Union of Bureaucratic Beings

Presented by the esteemed Chair-being, Zorvath Xexuon

Agenda:

1. Approve the new galaxy-spanning health care plan

2. Discuss the merits of using dark matter for interdimensional travel

3. Elect a new Secretary-being to handle the intergalactic paperwork

Citizens of the union, please take note: voting on the new health care plan will begin in 3... 2... 1...

Current Proposals:

A) Free Universal Healthcare for all sentient beings

B) Limited Universal Healthcare with deductibles for non-sentient life forms

C) Just pay for it yourself, you're on your own

Cast your vote!